It is with great pleasure that The House Of Bacon announces the winner of our super Christmas competition extravaganza. The winner is..................... Mr T. B of Aberdeen, Scotland.
Mr B wins a super fucking fantastic bacon style wallet (kindly supplied by our friends at Freak-E-mart - http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Freak-E-Mart ). This superb, high quality wallet - as shown in the photograph above, with Suddam Hussein - is likely to turn more than just heads during the festivities, this year.
Also, to celebrate the opening of Roy's incredible new smoking cabin we have* also included one of the queen's finest gold, yup a single B&H kingsize!! Now, you simply do not get a fucking better prize than that shit, fuck's sake.
The answers to our superb questions, in no particular order are:
noddy holder, melton mowbreys, shit on his hands , easter ducks in plastic, brian may and anita dobson, fairpak , randolph the grate, goose faced fanny bollocks.
Thanks to all our loyal readers for your answer submissions.
Stay tuned for our NEW YEAR'S competition!!!! Coming up, in the new year's.
* note: we say "have", what we actually mean is "possibly have".
2 comments:
jesus christ, i didnt win but this was a fanfucktabulously amazing comp, i'm off to shit.
dosen't Saddam look just like Mel "NAZI" gibson.....
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