Thursday, June 29, 2006

Jason "Ugly horse" Aniston is ugly.


We all, sadly, know of this hideous American acter and his lack of any ability. We vote Jason as ugly person of the month. Look at him, jesus christ, with his stupid nose and stuff.


Who would have guessed that human evolution could have led to such an abomination. Is an evil power at work? Do you secretly fancy Jason?

Leave your comments for discussion.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

yup, Jason is an ugly fucker.

Anonymous said...

he looks like a horse who's face has been whipped by burning hot wire for a month.
Please remove his picture from the page.

Anonymous said...

i'd rather fuck an ugly horse than Garry Glitter.

Anonymous said...

i like his mono-boob......and his dirty hoof, although i hear that it's like a 10 year olds who suffers erectile problems.....

Anonymous said...

>Percival Piggington said...
>Incidentally Gary Glitter is a great >ride.

yeah, maybe if your 9.

Anonymous said...

9 inches????


does he like em big???

or nine inches tall????

Anonymous said...

gary defo likes them small.

Anonymous said...

brad pitt here - i ken, Jason was a big mistake in my life. However, I'm now boffing that Jolie bird and she's a hell of a lot fitter.

Infact, even thinking about jason now makes me want to shit blood.

Anonymous said...

i have been trying to wank over the picture of jason on this site all afternoon and all i have managed to produce so far is blood. does this mean i fancy him?

the dirty hoof said...

It's impossible to do that....you'd be better getting out your Gary Glitter albums and using them for a target...

Anonymous said...

to be honest, i too have been trying to wank over the aforementioned picture of Jason. I find it helps if you try and think about someone else.

Anonymous said...

I tried think of someone else but each time I thought of my mum I just see her disapprovingly look as me as i wank my self into a frenzy. really puts me off for some reason.

the dirty hoof said...

Why not get your mum to wear her Gary Glitter style sequin platform boots, fake wig quiff and a cheeky silver flared cat suit number, if she also has a cape for the outfit that would work as well...I'm sure this will help. If your still having problems i'm sure she'd do you a medley of his hits, which can include "Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang" etc, etc