Just look at it, the Lady Di lovely memorial fountain, it truly is fucking lovely.A more gorgeous and spiritually moving a memorial could surely not be found elsewhere on God's great earth.
We at The House Of Bacon find the memorial to be a constant and comforting reminder that the "queen of hearts" is with us always - in our hearts.
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They used her real tears to fill it and to keep it topped up they tell crippled children that their parents have died and then they bottle the resulting tears....
It was Di's dying request....
i think its heart warming that even in death her mam the lady di is helping crippled kiddies by giving them gamefull employment. hooray for lady di!
yes, as a memorial, i think that this mini open-sewer design is head and shoulders above such things as the Taj Mahal or the even the great pyramids etc
I think it shit hot that even just the mention of lady di will give me the horn. I had allmost forgoten that lazy eyed, distainful look she had. Forget jill dando she just followed in lady di's trail blazing footsteps. lady di's grave stone is the only one i'd knock one out over. fuck you dando
I have to agree with you on dando, she is indeed the poor-mans lady di, i dont remember her pics in the sunday papes, looking sad and wanting media attention with little starving african kiddies all with the aids. However, i do frequently masterbate over her mam the queen mothers grave as well as lady di's.
All this Di Queen of hearts bashing is making me quite sad...
"Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose"
fuck me it works.......
I know how that fountain works, the pumps and everything - there's nothing "unexplained" here. However, as i prefer little foreign lads at my hideaway on a beach in sri lanka, i cannot comment on the whole di/dando conundrum.
hi everyone, sorry to bother yous but it's my whole family's funeral tomorrow - they were killed in a plane crash. Now, as a catholic too, the funeral is going to be an understandably long and drawn out affair - dows anyone happen to know the second verse for "FOOTLOOSE" by Kenneth Loggins?
That's actually the chorus.....I'm pretty sure even the twisted fuck Kenny Loggins didn't know the verses...he just made guitar sounds with his filthy mouth....drang da drang adrang, da-da drang, drang da-drang adrang drang drang...loose, foot-loose…etc etc… Then simply repeat guitar style noise.
I would also suggest some nice air guitar action whilst at the funeral, it always goes down well at these types of social events…or maybe even a Kevin Bacon style "footloose" dance up the aisle in the church halfway through…. That'll help lighten the mood somewhat….
cheers for the advice cant face, i'm defo going to try some of that shitnizzle right there.
I may, also, try the one i sang in my minds during the funeral of my parents:
a' 1, a' 2, a' 3, a'......
Waas e' matter you, EH?
You gotta no respek,
what do you fink you are doing EH?
Why a' you look a' so sad,
it's a' not so bad
it's a' nice a' place.
uuuuuh shuttappah yur face.
repeat continuously then slowly fade out.
That'll work quite well....Why not also try the Agadoo or the Birdie Song, the dance movements don't over tax the teary eyed elderly relative either....
I've just remembered my best cheering up song of all time. It has to be the one about Buddy holly dying in a fire ball and some shight about the music dying aswell. You know. Some cock sucking yank wrote it. funny song. allways makes me laugh.
have any readers heard the new T-Bone Dangerfield album? Fuckin shits all over anything you might have heard allready.
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