With the possible potential of turning the U.S state of Alaska into a barron wasteland, North Korean president Kim Jong II is one man you don't want to fuck about with. Some say he's evil, some say misunderstood. Either way, he's unlikely to get an invite to spend this Christmas at George Bush's 'halli-burton-style-cult-ranch-of-huge-belt-buckles' ranch in Texas.
The testing of medium and long range missiles has upset many around the world. His arsenal is now thought to include an upgraded Satellite Guided Armour Piercing Dot Cotton Long Range Missile (SGAPDCLRM) which can carry a nuclear payload, or alternatively, 1.2 tonnes of whale's blubber (or 98 whale's faces) over a distance of 27 meters - with a good wind.
The Americans, on the other hand test their apocalyptic missiles "24/7" , as they say, and appear to do little else besides.
We at The House of Bacon say ' C'mon now, we either ALL get to test fucking missiles or no cunt does.'
COMING SOON: Another evil warmonger, the iranian president guy.... don't know his name.
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I was viciously mugged by an angry wasp this morning whilst at the tram stop waiting to go to work. I had to throw all my lose change at it to get it to fuck off, it then scoped up the cash and proceeded to the local Ketamine dealers for it's fix.
There was a day when a man could walk down his street and see a wasp, approach it quietly, tickle it below the chin and be rewarded by a soft, relaxing purring noise emanating from said wasp.... Not any more thanks to the very metal very angry wasps fools keep buying from you. Drugged up hooligan wasps that have outbred the normal rather tame, friendly Scottish wasp.....So cheers for ruining the fine British Countryside Smokey Bacon...why don't you just fuck off on the child's plastic tricycle you rode in on....
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